Sunday 22 December 2013

Eminem Awards

Eminem's awards - 2011

Barbados Music Award - Best Collaboration for "Love The Way You Lie"
Billboard Music Award - Top Male Artist
Billboard Music Award - Top Rap Artist
Billboard Music Award - Top Artist
Billboard Music Award - Top Billboard 200 Album for "Recovery"
Billboard Music Award - Top Rap Album for "Recovery"
Billboard Music Award - Top Rap Song for "Love The Way You Lie"
Creative Arts Emmy Award for "Born of Fire: Chrysler 200" Commercial
Detroit Music Award - Outstanding National Major Label Recording for "Recovery"
Detroit Music Award - Outstanding National Single for "Not Afraid"
Detroit Music Award - Outstanding Video / Major Budget (Over $10,000) for "Not Afraid"
Grammy Award - Best Rap Album for "Recovery"
Grammy Award - Best Rap Solo Performance for "Not Afraid"
MTV Video Music Award Japan - Best Hip-Hop Video for "Not Afraid"
MTV Video Music Award Japan - Best Collaboration for "Love The Way You Lie"
People's Choice Award - Favorite Male Artist
People's Choice Award - Favorite Hip-Hop Artist
People's Choice Award - Favorite Song for "Love The Way You Lie"
People's Choice Award - Favorite Music Video for "Love The Way You Lie"
Teen Choice Award - Choice Music: R&B/Hip-Hop Artist

Eminem's awards - 2010

American Music Award - Favorite Rap/Hip-Hop Male Artist
American Music Award - Favorite Rap/Hip-Hop Album for "Recovery"
Grammy Award - Best Rap Performance by a Duo or Group for "Crack a Bottle"
Grammy Award - Best Rap Album for "Relapse"
MTV Europe Music Award - Best Hip Hop
MTV Video Music Award - Best Male Video for "Not Afraid"
MTV Video Music Award - Best Hip-Hop Video for "Not Afraid"
Music of Black Origin Award - Best International Act
People's Choice Award - Favorite Hip-Hop Artist
Soul Train Music Award - Hip-Hop Song of the Year for "Love The Way You Lie"
Teen Choice Award - Choice Music: Rap Album for "Relapse"
Teen Choice Award - Choice Music: Rap/Hip-Hop Track for "Love The Way You Lie"
Teen Choice Award - Choice Music: Rap Artist

Eminem's awards - 2009

MTV Europe Music Award - Best Male Act
MTV Video Music Award - Best Hip-Hop Video for "We Made You"
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Eminem's awards - 2008

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Eminem's awards - 2007

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Eminem's awards - 2006

American Music Award - Favorite Rap/Hip-Hop Male Artist
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Eminem's awards - 2005

Brit Award - Best International Male Solo Artist
American Music Award - Favorite Rap/Hip-Hop Male Artist
NRJ Radio Award - Best International Male Artist
Detroit Music Award - Outstanding National Major Label Recording for "Encore"
World Music Award - World's Best Selling Rap/Hip-hop Artist
Teen Choice Award - Choice Music Rap Artist
Teen Choice Award - Choice Music Rap Track for "Mockingbird"
World Music Award - World's Best Selling Pop/Rock Artist

Eminem's awards - 2004

ASCAP Award - Most Performed Song from a Motion Picture;
(For the song "Lose Yourself") for 8 Mile (2002) shared with Luis Resto; Jeff Bass
Grammy Award - Best Male Rap Solo Performance - for "Lose Yourself"
Grammy Award - Best Rap Song (songwriter) for "Lose Yourself"

Eminem's awards - 2003

American Music Award - Favorite Male Artist: Hip-Hop/R&B
American Music Award - Favorite Male Artist: Pop/Rock
American Music Award - Favorite Album: Hip-Hop/R&B
American Music Award - Favorite Album: Pop/Rock
Billboard Award - Best Album: "The Eminem Show"
Billboard Award - Best Rap Album: "The Eminem Show"
Billboard Award - Best Album's Artist
Brit Award - Best International Album: The Eminem Show
Brit Award - Best International Male Artist
Detroit Music Award - Best National Single: "Lose Yourself"
Grammy - Best Rap Album of the Year: The Eminem Show
Grammy - Best Short Form Music Video: "Without Me"
Juno Award - International rock album of the year: The Eminem Show
MTV Europe Music Award - Best Hip Hop
MTV Movie Award - Best Actor
MTV Movie Award - Best Breakthrough Performance
MTV Video Music Award - Best Video From A Film: "Lose Yourself"
MuchMusic Award - Favorite International Artist
Oscar - Best Song From a Motion Picture: "Lose Yourself"
People's Choice Award - Favorite Male Musical Performer
Swedish Hit Music Awards - Best Foreign Artist/Group

Eminem's awards - 2002

MTV Europe Music Award - Best Male
MTV Europe Music Award- Best Hip Hop
MTV Europe Music Award - Best Album: "The Eminem Show"
MTV Video Music Award - Best Video Of The Year: "Without Me"
MTV Video Music Award - Best Male Video: "Without Me"
MTV Video Music Award - Best Rap Video: "Without Me"
MTV Video Music Award - Best Direction In A Video: "Without Me"

Eminem's awards - 2001

Blockbuster Entertainment Award - Favorite Male Artist
Blockbuster Entertainment Award - Favorite Rap Artist
Brit Award - Best International Male Artist
Detroit Music Award - Best National Album: The Marshall Mathers LP
Detroit Music Award - Best National Single: "The Real Slim Shady"
ESPN - Music Artist of the Year
Grammy - Best Rap Album of the Year: The Marshall Mathers LP
Grammy - Best Rap Duo or Group (with Dr. Dre): "Forgot About Dre"
Grammy - Best Rap Solo Performance: "The Real Slim Shady"
Juno Award - Best Selling Album: The Marshall Mathers LP
MTV Europe Music Award - Best Hip-Hop Act
New Music Express Award - Best Hip Hop/Rap Act
Playboy Poll Music Award - Best Music Video: "The Real Slim Shady"
Playboy Poll Music Award - Best R&B/Rap Vocalist
Source Award - Best Video of the Year: "Stan"
World Music Award - World's Best Selling Rap Artist

Eminem's awards - 2000

Billboard Music Award - Best Maximum Vision Video: "The Real Slim Shady"
Billboard Music Award - Best Rap/Hip Hop Clip of the Year: "The Real Slim Shady"
Blockbuster Entertainment Award - Favorite New Artist
Detroit Music Award - Best National Album: The Slim Shady LP
Grammy - Best Rap Solo Performance: "My Name Is"
Grammy - Best Rap Album: The Slim Shady LP
MTV Europe Music Award - Best Hip Hop Artist
MTV Europe Music Award - Best Album: The Marshall Mathers LP
MTV Video Music Award - Best Video of the Year:"The Real Slim Shady"
MTV Video Music Award - Best Rap Video (with Dr. Dre): "Forgot About Dre"
MTV Video Music Award - Best Male in a Video: "The Real Slim Shady"
Online Hip-Hop Award - Best Artist Website
Online Hip-Hop Award - Best New Artist
Online Hip-Hop Award - Hottest Music Video: "Guilty Conscience"
Music of Black Origin Award - Best Hip Hop Act
MuchMusic Video Award - People's Choice International Artist: "The Real Slim Shady"
Right On Magazine Award - Best Male Hip Hop Performer of the Year
Source Award - Best Video of the Year: "Guilty Conscience"
Source Award - Best Lyricist Of the Year
Virgin Megastore's Ericksson Muzik Award - Best Album

Eminem's awards - 1999

Grammy - Best Rap Solo Performance: "My Name Is"
Grammy - Best Rap Album: The Slim Shady LP
MTV Europe Music Award - Best Hip-Hop Artist
MTV Video Music Award - Best New Artist: "My Name Is"

Eminem's awards - 1997

Rap Olympics - 2nd Place
Wake Up Show - Freestyle Performer of the Year

Don't Front

                                                                      "Don't Front"
                                                                    (feat. Buckshot)

[Verse 1]
Used to get, bent, now I represent to the fullest
Pencil is full of insolent bullets
I'm like a Doberman Pinscher, Pitbull and a Rott'
Mixed with a toxic, the plot begins to thicken
I begin to spitting like vintage Pac, demented
Demonic sinister, ever since the the Doc replenished me
The day he gave me that shot when I was just 'bout to quit
So to not see him with me would be a shocking image
And I'm the definition of what a concrete chin is
Cause no matter how many times you sock me in it
And knock me to the canvas, even the boxing critics
Know that if I get off to a rocky start, I'll always have a Rocky finish
Eat me brocoli, spinach, cocky? Nope
But I hope I offended you when I told ya how dope I am at this
And put emphasis on the "dope," so when names come up
In that conversation of who's the dopest, better throw mine in it
And don't mind me, while I remind you of the flow
You won't find anywhere, where it fires and I unload my pen explodes
'til there's no rhymes in it, reload in no time
Let insults fly even sixty seconds that go by, so you know I meant it
In school I was so shy, timid
Two pairs of jean's I'd alternate, bummy clothes, I 'member
Begging my mom for K-Mart MacGregors cause they were new
St. Vincent de Paul, those Pony's were used, and no size fitted
But kissed them old days, adios, I did it
They said I was a gimmick, now I'm the one that those guys mimic
Now you fuckers don't wanna go starting no argument
Cause you know I'll win it, name a flow that's more authentic, and don't front

[Hook: Buckshot]
Don't front, you know I got you open, kid

[Verse 2]
Rest in piece to Big Proof, you was a beast, you lyrically mirrored me
Molded my flow off of you, your spirit's flowing through me
I love you, Doody, without you I feel so incomplete
I'm no king, no need for rose petals to be thrown at my feet
I'm a thorn in your side, get thrown into a throne
Better watch the fucking tone that you speak, feel like I'm in the zone
I'm in a whole different league on my mothafuckin' own, it's just me
No opponents can compete, and I've never been known to retreat
From beef, beep-beep, follow trends or wallow in defeat
I'm still hungry as fuck, but can't even say bon appetit
Cause I don't know what to eat, fucking microphone or the beat
Bitch, nobody's mind works like mine
It's nose to the grindstone time, holmes, your mind's blown
Cause I rhyme like I'm still trying to get signed, up in the Ebony Show-
-case with Denaun screaming "Who the fuck passed you the mic?"
Never asked you like my shit from the get
I'd rather ask you to wipe my ass, bitch
You had you a nice run, now take a hike
I ever meet my match, I'mma strike that bitch first
Cause on the mic I gotta represent the real rappers
The real rappers get their mothafuckin' skills cracking
Word to Buckshot and Dru-Ha, why the fuck not?
You don't like it? Suck a cock! Almost forgot
Before I signed with the Doc, I almost signed with Duck Down
Cause Rawkus didn't make no offers, so mothafuck Loud
They jerked me around so what's up now?
Wow, how much of an asshole would I sound like
Rubbing it and holding some grudge now, but don't front

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
Late at night, used to catch a buzz, couldn't write
Now I write the type of shit to make you wipe
But wear diapers cause you might leave a streak
I'm on a streak windshield wipers couldn't wipe
It's hard to decipher what cypher I might jump into tonight
Cause I'm hyper or something, needing someone or something is lighting
This fire under me, it's breathing new life, it's like I already died once
I guess some people only live twice, and it's funny
My days of being broke was so long ago, I lost my concept of money
But you dimes won't get a fucking nickle from me
Oh shit, I'm down on one knee
I'm having a stroke of genius, Elizabeth I'm coming to you, honey
From boy to man, it's still make a whore moan like a thyroid gland
I'm in another category, man, don't put me up with them pop stars
I never needed a pat on the back to get at a boy, band
No offense? Yes offense, precedents has been set that'll never get met
Middle finger pressed against Moby's nose
Shouts to Obie, the curtains closed on my show
(But never forget that I'm the one you thought wouldn't make it)
You can't take it, oh
Got a whole generation of rappers coming up that are nutty with the flow
But convince me you've heard
An MC since me who's this good with the fucking mincing of words
Without mincing words that'll make you feel like I'm pinching a nerve
Whose mentally disturbed, you might as well stick a knife in me and turn
It'll be like my skin being Indian burned
Hah, bitch there isn't one, when will you learn?
Never been served if memory serves
I'd battle that 'til my own recollection remembers these words

[Outro: Buckshot]
You know I got you open kid, stop fronting
You know I got you open, Word Life

Wicked Ways

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Groundhog Day

                                                                    "Groundhog Day"

[Intro:]
What is a nightmare? The dictionary tells us it is a terrifying dream, a nightmare

[Verse 1:]
I used to think I had bad luck, but I wasn't superstitious
Till one day I grew suspicious, when I stepped on a crack on Aunt Edna's stoop
And got pooped on by a group of stupid pigeons
Then we flew the coop to Michigan to start a new be-ditching
Missouri from Michigan didn't work
So we moved back to Missouri from Michigan, from Missouri back to Michigan
Someone put me out my misery, I can't do this again
Mom please stick to a decision
Discipline, last thing I wanna' do is listen she's like
Lex Luthor, bitch, her rules are kryptonite
To the walls and I've lost my power to see through them bitches
But I run into them, running through the kitchen
Pretending to be blind, Superman
Cause I had no supervision
But I did have a super power though
I could turn into invisible kid
Disappear out of sight, like a true magician
And one day uncle Ronnie brought over this new, but different
Music into the picture and it become my new religion
"I remember it clearly, even today"
Move back to Michigan again, to live with my Grandma Ned
Always itchin' for something to do, was flipping
Through the radio stations one day
And discovered this DJ who was mixing
I say it to this day, if you ain't listened to the wizard
You ain't have a fucking clue what you was missing
I'd zone out with my headphones, all I remember doing's wishing
For shoes, fuck them stupid pumas bitch, it's all about them new edition
You get the new LL Cool J
Think I finally maneuvered to 8 Mile and Hoover and somehow I found my future is in this
That's how I know my mission
Little boom box boomin', spitting
Practicing numerous rhythms
When I sit in my room envisioning my dreams come true for wishin'
I remember Proof would visit
Couldn't wait to play him my new shit, he'd go complete ballistic
Go through the roof for his shit
It's like we knew the instant
We touched a mic that both of us two existed to do this shit
Never quit, too persistent

[Verse 2:]
Started a group of misfits
Proof had a proposition
If we all brand together, there ain't no stopping this shit
Come up with aliases, bipolar opposites and
Be ready to come off the top as sharp position
If you got dissed at the shop cause if they caught you slippin'
They'd take your spot if someone got to rippin' you
And you forgot your written
Opportunity knocked once, it ain't knocking again
Tried ding-dong ditching shit
I fucking got that bitch in a headlock
Cut off his oxygen Slim snot gourgin
Cock suckin cynder block in the wind
Now I got my pot to piss in
Spot in that top position
Hoppin over the opposition
Lookin like a dog that's pissin
Leg up on the competition
Promisin complete dominance, Sugar Ray Robinson
I'm in a league Muhammad's in
Ali's my colleague bombing them
Probably end up on top of them
Stomping them like Ndamukong
I'm rushing like a Urkanian Ladanian Tomlinson
Flow vomits in your face
Competitors fall at my waist
You spit a rhyme, I spit in a rhyme's face
So name the time, place to battle
Bitch I'm still in that mind state
Don't make me step on you and make you wine grapes
Cry babies, maybe my way that I use words is loose
But you turds better be careful how you choose yours
Cause feelings scar but egos bruise worse
And the truth hurts, shit no wonder you're sore losers
Ooh, no more trippin in bird shit, this songs a self empowerment surgeon
Words of encouragement but this discouraging
The rap games God, but the name's not James Todd?, I'm just a wordsmith
So let these words lift
Cause all I got is bars for you dumbbells and doors ain't working out
Each verse is more merciless than the first
And you ain't got to wear no shoes and shirt in this beast? to get served

They shall not escape my vengeance

And I'm the kid with them ears like Dumbo's gone
Word to Uncle Ron
I'm turning into an unhumble Don
You blind dumbos, all I got is dick for you to crumble on
So stop the show, but I need a drum roll for I go on
Better back away from the front row, get gone
Bigger then Dikembe Mutumbo
I'm the fucking jungle tron
I'm a juggernaut, you do not wanna crumble, you bambacluts
I'll leave you stretched out, like a fucking yard
So mow the fucking lawn, your asses are blades of grass
And I'm fucking up this whole landscape of rap
The GOAT just ate eight acres, and ate the vet
Who just make a path and take you straight to your favorite rapper
Oh look, my notebook with smoke cook
Like the flow stood a foot over the flame on the stove, soot

Like oak wood was burning

Return of the no good

Desperation

                                                                    "Desperation"
                                                             (feat. Jamie N Commons)

[Verse 1: Eminem]
Girl you gimme writers block
I'm at a loss for words
My minds as lost as yours
I rack my brain but still no thoughts emerge
Never seen no ass as large as yours, how much that cost?
That's what I call a Roethlisberger
You drive me bonkers I’m about to get my swerve on for sure
Thought I was pimpin until I felt like Nas, the first date
Because I think I gave you power when I gave you flowers
And I bought us a box of chocolates, no lozenges or cough drops or syrups
Probably should of never let me call that job of yours
To talk to your boss and ask him if you can take off from work
Should of been one of the first signs to cause to learn
Man we jumped in too fast, cause since then I can't be apart from her
Cause nobodies body's awesomer - I lust it, and she loves me cause I'm popular, but

[Hook: Jamie N Commons and Eminem]
You know this ain't love
Oh, no, you know this ain't love
You know this ain't love
No, this ain't love
(What is it then?) It's desperation

She's lookin for Mr. Right, wants me to be that guy to her
(It's desperation)
I can't even put up a fight, cause I give in at the sight of her
and here i go again

[Verse 2: Eminem]
Well obviously, oblivious to me, I swore I was just invisible to you til I went to the lengths I did to meet you
Cause you played so hard to get with me from the beginning
Now I'm in disbelief I, never knew that this could be such misery
Cause now you see nothin but me, and I don't see nothin but you
And I'm about to flip cause we are super glued in
We stuck to each others hips and we can't do anything individually
Which is to cling on, scared to be alone, can't, specifically to describe it I just can't seem to give a reason this definitive, just need you
Talkin bout "I live and breathe you"
And you pretend to be as mentally and physically addicted to me
As Wiz Khalifa is to reefer
Don't wanna be without you, don't wanna be with you neither, bitch
Put me in a situation in which it's both I wish to seek, cause this ain't...

[Hook: Jamie N Commons and Eminem]

[Verse 3: Eminem]
Just want you to myself, don't wanna share you with no one else
What the fuck you whispering for? You get on my nerves, you make me sick
I think our relationship, it seems to be on the fritz
I mean it's time that we just split and leave the games behind
Your frame of mind ain't the same as mine, I think
You need to finish developing a little more mentally too, get the picture?
That's a negative, Alicia, I will never give the Keys up
To the crib, ever again, no reason not even a gift certificate from Tiffany's
You better have an epiphany, slut, guess what? (what) Delicia
I'm just mad it took the time it took me to discover
You been using me for loot like I used you for looks
Thought you was too good for me, huh? yeah used to be my Carrie Underwood, I was your lumberjack, but I can't stomach this
I'm leavin you, not comin back. She said "The fuck with that
Where's my Louisville Slugger at?"
She grabbed that fuckin bat and swung it at my head
I barely ducked and that's right when she came up with a kick to the nuts twice
Steel toe, girl probably coulda put a 100 yard field goal, through the uprights

[Hook: Jamie N Commons and Eminem]

Baby

                                                                           "Baby"

[Baby crying]

[Verse 1]
One thousand different houses and munchausen
I'mma make you wanna punch out some fuckin' one "ouch"
What the fuck'd you hit me for?
Scream life as I punch counter and bunches out of anger
I once encountered a stranger
In a dumb gown, black hood
With a scythe
Shit I laughed in his face spit
Bitch gave me an extra life, like take this
Now get your ass back in that game
Bitch don't take shit for granted
And don't take shit, give it!
Only bull you should take is by the horns
A mixture of Whitey Ford and mighty Thor
I Everlast, pen is mightier than sword
Finish writing then record
Replenish keep writing more
Nothing's riding on it but your privates are you're fighting for
So you fight, scratch, you claw
Backs to wall
No one was there to catch you fall
You pick yourself back up, you dust your jacket off
You grab your balls, like they're gargantuan and
Ask yourself how fucking bad you want it
Pull out your pants, whoop your ass and flash it on em'
Nobodies gonna back you in the corner
Throw a hornet
No one's more ig-norant then you fuckin' four in the morning you're at the laboratory, storming
Like there's nothing that's more important
MC's you better consider this a formal warning, you're in for it
Girl, what would you do if I said your body was off the chain?
And I told you I smile every single time I saw your face
I ain't finished bitch
I meant in half, oil the blades
Nobody wants to play
They say I'm a spoiled little baby
But

[Hook]
Nobody put's baby in the corner
I'm only trying to warn ya
Cus that baby get's mad
And get's to throwing a tantrum
He'll fucking flip on ya

Cus' nobody put's baby in the corner
I'm only trying to warn ya
Cus that baby get's mad
And get's to throwing a tantrum
He'll fucking flip on ya

[Verse 2]
What goes through an addict's brain?
Besides static pain and big daddy kane
Break, beats and words
An erratic train of thought
Like splatter paint
Scatter brain
Yeah maybe why that explains
Why you're back but you don't rap the same
And you're looking way thinner
Because your hunger got you looking like
They took away dinner
Sugar ray leonard wouldn't sugar coat a fucking booger though
Just to wipe that bitch on a hooker's coat
When you say you're a chooka what chooka what
Now fling that bitch from your fingertips
I hope it lands on another rap singers lips
Who can't think of shit
Anything of wit, that's interesting to spit
Whose king of this fucking English Lit?
Let your middle fingers flip
On each hand, whilst extending this shit
How low can you go?
Lower then Chuck D ho
Hear the bass of this in my voice
Rocky's back, where's my Adrian?
Nobodies crazy as shady in an eighty million mile radius
I'm what Tom Brady is to the patriots of rap
Not a man, I'm a weapon
Who just happened to be a rapper
Who just happen to be on the crapper
When it happened I had an epiphany
In the bathroom, I'd never be the same after
Now I'm back with an apper-tite
For destruction the fucking recipe for disaster
So let's eat cos' I'm famished
Every deed is a dastardly one
Evil its past it
Even you asking for me to be pulled
Like to people
Is like me having my teeth pulled

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
So step inside of dimension
The demented side of a mind
That's like the inside of an engine
While I multiply your undivided attention
But be reminded that if I didn't mention
I lose my mind and my temper
You'll be the first one
Who finds him offensive
Got him climbing the fences
Lost some time to addiction
But look up rhyme in the dictio-nary
I'm in the picture
Eminem is the synonym for it
I'm an enigma
Fuck it let's get to the meat, balls
I'm gonna skip the veg and potatoes
Edgamacater, they are
Shit legends are madea
Spit treachreous data
Shit that you would say to your worst enemy
This wretchedness is
What you get when you mix Treach with a Jada
And combine em' with Method Man and Redman
Whit meth-amphetamines in his left hand
And in his right there's a sledge-hammer
And pajamas, standing in front of a webcam
Beating himself in the head, til Russell let's him off dead jam
Maybe I need my head examined
Hannibal Lecter with a dead lamb
Hanging from his ceiling dripping with a bed pan
I need meds!
Swear to god cus' If I go off the edge
T.I ain't talking me off a ledge man
Heart throb at a fart, ah nah
More like a smart slob, part blob
That'll stab you with a sharp ob-ject
To the heart and leave claw marks
All over the Wal-Mart walls
Little baby with large balls
Fuck mud slinging, I'm blood flinging
There's nothing on this fucking earth better then being
King of the playground
I hate the swings but I love being the underdog
Cos when I'm pushed
I end up swinging up

Evil Twin

                                                                         "Evil Twin"

[Intro:]
Yeah, trying to figure out the difference
But I think.. I think the lines are starting to get blurry

[Verse 1:]
I'm in a strange place
I feel like Mase when he gave up the game for his faith
I feel like I'm caged in these chains and restraints
Grinning every stranger in the place while I gaze into space
Cause I'm mentally rearranging his face
I need a change of pace cause the pace I'm working at is dangerous
There's nowhere to dump this anger and thanks to this angst
I done quit chicken heads in cold turkey and started slowly roasting 'em
Cause that's where most of my anger is based
Fuck your feelings, I feel like I play for the Saints
I just want to hurt you, aim for the skanks
Then aim for all these fake Kanye's, Jay's, Wayne's and the Drake's
I'm frustrated cause ain't no more N'Sync, now I'm all out of wack
I'm all out of Backstreet Boys to call out and attack
I'm going all out in this rap shit and whatever the fallout is
I'm strapped for battles, suck a duck, crawl out the back, bar fight
Prepare your arsenal and beware of bar stools flying through the air
And bottles breaking, mirrors also
And I ain't stopping 'til the swear jar's full
You done called every woman a slut, but you forgetting Sarah, Marshall
Oh my bad, slut
And next time I show up in court I'll be naked and square a lawsuit
Judge be like "That's sharp, how much that motherfucker cost you?
Smart ass, you lucky I don't tear it off you
And jump your bones, you sexy motherfucker
You so fucking gravy, Marshall, I should start calling you au jus
Cause all you do is spit them lyrics out the wazoo
Evil twin, take this beat now, it's on you"
I believe people can change, but only for the worse
I could've changed the world if it wasn't for this verse
So satanic Kmart chains panic
Cause they can't even spin back the curse words
Cause it works when they're reversed, motherfucker

And these kids are like parrots
They run around the house just like terrorists
Screaming "fuck, shit, fuck"
Adult with a child is like arrogance
Wild ever since the day I came out I was like "merits, fuck that"
I'd rather be loud and I like swearing
From the first album even the gals were like "tight lyrics, dreamy eyes"
But my fucking mouth was nightmare-ish
And from the start of it you felt like you were a part of this
And the opposition felt the opposite
Sometimes I listen and revisit them old albums
Often as I can and skim through all them bitches
To make sure I keep up with my competition
Hogger of beats, hoarder of rhymes
Borderline genius who's bored of his lines
And that sort of defines where I'm at and the way I feel now
Feel like I might just strike first and ignore the replies

[Hook:]
This darkness comes in me
(Evil twin)
And comes again

That ain't me

He's just a friend who pops up now and again
So don't blame me, blame him

I step out and see my evil twin, he gives me an evil grin

[Interlude:]
Welcome back to the land of the living, my friend
You have slept for quite some time

[Verse 2:]
So who's left? Lady Gaga? Messed with the Bieber
Nah, F with Christina, I ain't fucking with either Jessica neither
Simpson or Alba, my albums just sicker than struck with the fever
Get the Chloraseptic, Excedrin, Aleve or Extra Strength Tylenol 3’s
Feel like I'm burning to death, but I'm freezin'
Bed-written and destined to never leave the
Bedroom ever again like the legend of Heather Ledger
My suicide notes, barely legible read the
Bottom, it's signed by The Joker
Lorraine said I never can leave her
She'd sever my wiener I ever deceive her
Fuck that shit, bitch
Give up my dick for pussy, I'd be Jerry Mathers
I'd ever left it at beaver
Get them titties cut off trying to mess with the cleaver
Golly-wally I bet he registered Jesus
Ever since 1-9-9-4-6 Dresden it was definite lean
My destiny went on the steps, I met Deshaun at Osborn
I'd never make it to sophomore
I just wanted to skip school and rap, used to mop floors
Flip burgers and wash dishes, but I wrote rhymes trying to get props for 'em
Cause I took book-smarts and swapped for 'em
They was sleeping, I made them stop snorin'
Made them break out the popcorn
Now I've been hip hop in its tip top form
Since N.W.A. was blaring through my car windows leaning on the horn
Screaming "fuck the police" like cop porn
Flipped rap on its ear like I dropped coin
Fuck top 5, bitch, I'm top 4
And that includes Biggie and Pac, whore
And I got an evil twin, so who do you think that's 3rd and that 4th spot's for?
And as crazy as I am I'm much tamer than him
And I'm nuts, then again who the fuck wants to plain Eminem?
But no one's insaner than Slim, look at that evil grin (evil twin)
Please come in, what was your name again?
Hi, faggot
Look who's back with a crab up his ass like a lobster crawled up there
Two rabbits, a koala bear and a ball of hair
And you're all aware I ain't got it all upstairs
Guess that's why I'm an addict and it's just small up there
Peace to Whitney, geez, just hit me
That I should call the looney police to come get me
Cause I'm so sick of being the truth I wish somebody finally admit me
Into a mental hospital with Britney
Oh, LMFAO, no way, ho
Jose Baez couldn't beat this rap, OJ no
Hooray, I'm off the hook like Casey Anthony
Hey ho, hey ho
I sound like I'm trying to sing the chorus to fucking hip hop hooray
No, I'm hollering, you got bottom in like an a-hole
Eight and a base whether I'm fucking off that instead of your face, ho
Let your low hand raise, yo
Tango, what you think, ho?
Slow dancing in the bowling
You trying to hold hands with your homie?
What? You think I'm looking for romance cause I'm lonely?
Change that tune, you ain't got remote chance to control me
Ho, I'm only vulnerable when I got a boner
Superman tried to fuck me over, it won't hurt
Don't try to fix me, I'm broke so I don't work
So are you, but you're broke cause you don't work
But all bullshit aside I hit a stride
Still Shady inside, hair every bit is dyed
As it used to be when I first introduced y'all to my skiddish side
And blamed it on him when they tried to criticize
Cause we are the same, bitch